JOHNNY VEGA – Executive Producer . . . with 19 years of experience producing top rated morning shows - including "Rick Dees" and "Mark & Brian". He created Mega Prep because show prep of this caliber simply didn't exist. And it sure beats cruising around all day in a lowrider, trying to find the best deal on hairnets . . . like many of his half-Latino homeboys who didn't make it out of the barrio.
	BRYAN CRAIN – Executive Producer . . . Bryan and Johnny met in 1994 at KLOS when Bryan was a young, impressionable USC student / morning show intern on the "Mark & Brian" show. Bryan never really fit in at USC because he wasn't a dweeby filmmaker, obnoxiously rich frat boy, or knife-wielding Heisman Trophy winner, so he spent nearly all of his free time creating Mega Prep. He graduated magna cum laude and turned down offers from major business consulting companies to fulfill his lifelong dream of building a business in the highly lucrative and widely-respected radio show prep industry. Bryan is the only outspoken conservative at Mega Prep, and his coworkers love it when he rattles on about the virtues of free market capitalism while they're trying to create comedy.
	CHARLIE REINKE - Head Comedy Writer . . . A loving husband, doting father and compulsive visitor to the "rants and raves" page of Craigslist, Charlie is Mega Prep's lyrical maestro. When not hunched over a keyboard, churning out incredible one-liners for the masses, Charlie spends his days in a futile attempt to convince anyone who listens that the Cleveland Browns are a professional sports franchise.
	ROBERT ALAN - VP of Affiliate Relations . . . Don't let his Anglo name fool you - he's actually got more ethnicities streaming through him than Ellis Island. When not forsaking his ancestry to simply make sales to "Whitey", Robert loiters in front of local Weight Watchers meetings in a mustard yellow Impala with a Puerto Rican flag painted on the hood. You know, to impress the ladies. Due to a lack of physical affection in his formative years, Robert finds it necessary to uncomfortably hug anyone within reaching distance of his stone-like calloused right hand.
	JESSICA STROMBERG - Business Manager . . . she makes sure all your administrative needs are taken care of immediately so that you feel like a member of The Complete Sheet family. Warning: If you try to kiss Jessica, please be aware that she is a highly skilled Kung Fu master . . . who will swiftly rip out your tongue and feed it to her ferocious Chihuahua, Max.
	NICK ENGLISH - Our Showbiz Writer . . . is perhaps the only Italian-American in the country who's never even seen an entire episode of "The Sopranos". Not because he has a problem with the show's portrayal of his people, but because he only makes enough money to afford one pay channel, and he prefers Cinemax to HBO, because they sometimes show bush. All of Nick's neckties are pre-tied, some for more than 10 years now, and he only wears them for weddings and funerals.
	LIEUTENANT MIKE - Editor extraordinaire . . . Still bitter about never being deployed to the Gulf War, Lieutenant Mike would just as soon subdue you (with one of his 39 gorgeous instruments of death) as he would speak to you. Unlike the lieutenant from "Forrest Gump", Mike still has the use of both legs . . . for now. Thanks to a growing addiction to online chess, he is less of a threat to society . . . and more of a threat to story inaccuracies, misspellings, and painfully lame jokes.
	SAM GREENSPAN - Stupid News Writer . . . Sam digs through the deep recesses of the media to find the stupidest, strangest, sweetest, and sexiest things going on in the world. Despite being the proud owner of a 235 IQ, an unfiltered smart-ass mouth, a carbohydrate addiction, and a "little black book" containing the digits of hundreds of multi-ethnic beauties, Sam also has a sometimes off-putting mix of cockiness and comedy snobbery. Which is a direct result of his sweet Jewish parents giving their only child constant and overblown praise for 25 straight years.